Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Oops, I Crapped My Pants

This is embarassing to admit, but I was just watching that Maury Pauvich show. You know: that man whose soul purpose is to perform DNA tests to determine who is your baby daddy? I swear to god, the copy during the teaser read as follows, "If He's Cheating, Their Getting a Divorce."

I just about shat my pants.

I'm losing it!


Blair Brown said...

Oh my God!! I watch Maury everyday at work...haha!! One lady was on the show 8 times trying to figure out who her baby's daddy IS

Bryan said...

His "soul" purpose, eh? They're mistake or your's?

marklow said...

You also call "The Maury Pauvich Show" a "man."

I don't like the look of that colon either.

"That's what she said."


njm said...

hence: losing it.

Anonymous said...

call the talk show grammar police immediately. maury, go to hell. virgin.