Tuesday, August 30, 2005

She's a MAN, BABY!

INT. OFFICE - DAY
NICK is at a table with three other girls, all of whom are casually checking the Village Voice.

GIRL 1
Man, there are A LOT of ads for porno!

GIRL 2
Tell me about it, the prostitution ads are right next to the horoscopes, so everyday when I check my horoscope it looks like I am looking up call-girls.

NICK
Yeah, I just moved here and I've noticed that New York has an inordinate amount of she-males.

GIRL 3
(SILENCE)

4 comments:

Nicci said...

You have an office?

Blair Brown said...

LMAO...hahaha

Mic said...

Besides the fact that you pay more attention to the she-males, you were sitting with 3 "other" girls. are you one of these said "she-males"?

Anonymous said...

Eating pork and watching Law and Order with she-males is my biggest fantasy. I miss your sexy-ass ways Nick-o-loss.