Friday, March 21, 2008

McDowell is Going Green


What with the end of the world coming to fruition, and the end of days upon us, I've taken to doing a little bit here and there for the environment.

1) We now recycle all cardboard, glass, metal, and plastic.

Whereas before we would simply throw away these materials, living in Westchester has afforded us with a unique opportunity to simply place them in a separate trashcan which is picked up once a week. We don't sort them, which makes it very easy to do something right for the world. Yovanoff told me he read that there was a study that said the true barrier to voluntary recycling is the EXTRA step people must take, to go out of their way to recycle. I find that humbling and true, and I am ashamed of the years before when it was such an inconvenience to GO to a recycling station, or separate my materials, etc. Here in New York, they just come and get it, it's that easy and makes one feel a little better about our future.

2) I print out a lot of crap at work, hundreds of pages sometimes, and it all goes to recycling afterwards, too.

It's such a good thing that they have recycling bins for white paper, as we produce a lot of it. Shame, though, about the segregation.

3) I've brought in a coffee mug so I don't waste anymore paper cups.

I drink a lot of coffee or water during the day, and before I would generally use different cups all the time, mostly because I'm a dolt, but mostly because I'm lazy. This way, I reuse the same mug (my awesome black Gotham Comedy Club mug provided to me by Heather) and don't waste all those paper cups.

4) Transportation Choices

We just bought a Prius, which should save us some dough and waste less gas, but also daily I take the Metro-North commuter train into Grand Central. It's an easy 35minute ride, then a 5 minute subway ride to Union Square, and a little walk to my office. I hardy take cabs, so the only car I am every really in is our new Prius. I hate to take credit for something that I am basically forced to do every day (it's the only way into town without driving, which would just be a headache anyway), but it's noteworthy.

5) No more rubber worms when fishing.

Sometimes, not all the time, I lose my rubber/plastic worms/grubs when fishing for bass. Just as often I find discarded lost lures in the sand and mud of lakes and rivers and I'd always wondered what happens when a fish is just too big to land, and he escapes with your fake worm. Field and Stream tells me that what happens to those worms is, they get eaten. A lot. People are starting to find these plastic worms in the guts of dead fish, and the health of entire ecosystems is at risk because of the small lumps of rubber that fall to the bottom of the lake and eventually make their way into the food chain.


6) How about a garden?

With warmer weather on the way, we're planning to get a vegetable garden going. This will provide more opportunity to mulch or compost (I'm always looking for reasons to mulch and compost) but also reduce our vegetable bills, but ALSO limit the carbon footprint from the farming and transportation that go into our groceries. I'm afraid of rabbits and raccoons eating my garden veggies, and look forward to seeing them on the field of battle.

So I'm no hero, I just like hitting people on the head. I figure it's all worth doing, because up until now, I feel like all I've ever done is take and take from this world, so maybe it's time to do a little something to make the world better. At least until rapture, which is hopefully soon, because I look forward to taking out some zombies.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

There Will Be (No More) Blood


This is what I know: our truck was busted, we were talking about getting new car anyway, and it's ok to buy something new in one day if you really need it. So we did. We bought a new 2008 Toyota Prius, and it's only been 12 hours, but we're already very happy with it. The truck is on hiatus, and most likely will be put on moth balls until we can earn another 3 grand to get it fixed. And by moth balls I mean parked permanently in our front yard connoting all the class we can muster. I'm very happy about owning a hybrid, I was really sick and tired of buying into the $110/barrel oil barons, which translates into about $50, and an untold number of lives, every week and a half for all our Westchester driving needs. Hopefully this will send a message to those fat cats in Washington. Not to mention the fact that we are looking forward to driving out to see family and friends in the years to come, and possibly even giving a ride or two to friends and strangers. At 50/mpg, we can't afford NOT to! Attention hitch-hikers: we now have room to accommodate you.

And then, when I didn't think life could get any better, I found a trailer for the NEW LOST BOYS SEQUEL!

Monday, February 25, 2008

No Country For Old Men RULES!


What a great weekend! Heather and I just took it easy and let the snow melt around us. We toyed with the idea of making a snow man after Friday's blizzard, though were seduced by the siren song of a warm couch. Once it warmed up, we walked downtown where we found a nice teahouse, read in the library, viewed ducks scurry on the ocean, finally figured out whatt structure the lighthouse was attached to (water works), and then when Sunday came around we in for a treat!

We had a nice little party last night at home, wherein the neighbors from downstairs, Liz and Seamus, who are also recently married, came up to our apartment and played cards with us, drank some wine and teas, watched the Oscars and shared in some very nicely cooked homemade calamari. Yes, I cook squid.

I'm very happy that No Country For Old Men won in the important categories, because it was just an amazing movie that I hope to see again. Those Cohen brothers are all right.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Best Show Ever



So Mitt's dropped out leaving McCain as the front runner, a man who by my account should have beat Bush in 2000, but wasn't smart enough to play as dirty as Bush did. So 8 years later, McCain is 72 years old and if he does win 2 terms in office, will be 80 by the time he leaves. Hope he chooses a good VP, but he'll probably choose Huckabee to carry the South, which is evidently full of people who don't believe in evolution, which is evidently the devil.

Of course, I'm sure a democrat will win this November, and I think it will be a tight race still, which worries me because that means that a large chunk of people in this country think we're doing a great job in the world, and that 8 years of Republican "leadership" and Democratic milquetoasts have not made us worse off than we were on January 20, 2000.

Excellent.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Funny Ha Ha


Well I did it. I signed up for a class at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. The class is Improv 101, and there's no telling what can happen from this. I start in March, thanks in part to a very generous Santa Clause...

I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya, but things have been hectic, and I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheelings and dealings! My parents visited Heather and I for the first time since we moved out east. It was a great, we did a lot of fun things and spent a lot of quality time together. We're braving the cold after a wonderful holiday season, new years in boston, parties galore, my 28th birthday, and much rampant spec script writing. Work is good, marriage is good, and I'm pretty much enjoying life.

End of story.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

The First Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody! Stay tuned for live blogging!


UPDATE: 12:23 - we just woke up and got ready for a great day
UPDATE: 1:03 - i am taking a trip to the store to get some last minute ingredients, my sister-in-law is here and awaiting a tour of our little town, here we go!
UPDATE: 2:20 - after a successful run to Stop&Shop, we now have the rest of the foodstuffs needed for a great Thanksgiving! Our creations await us...
UPDATE: 2:47 - we are toggling between football on TV, and the movies 'Austin Powers' and 'Dances with Wolves.' The turkey is in the oven, and the cheese platter ala Steph has been made!



UPDATE: 3:00 - We are now watching our Shawshank Redemption DVD and have just toasted to our first Thanksgiving!


UPDATE: 4:08 - The Turkey is DONE!


UPDATE: 4:30 - We are now eating, and a happy Thanksgiving to you all!






Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Lots of Shinanigans



Over the weekend my friend Louis came to visit. He's a right old gent, straight off the turnip truck from Boulder to Boston, wherein he lives with his girlfriend and her roommate. Jack Tripper he is not. Anyway, we shopped around town and whatnot, then returned home to find two cops cars in our yard. Minutes later a SWAT van arrived, and you can read the rest here...
or perhaps you can watch my News12.com interview here.

And while I missed it on TV, I did see that I was rendered a Simpsons character on Sunday, to wit:

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Pharmaid



I joined a band at work for a benefit amateur concert for the Children's Hospital at Montefiore. They're the ones who operated on the Fillipino Siamese Twins with much aplomb.

Anyway, I dusted off the old guitar, offering to play rhythm, and 5 practice weeks later, we played a 10 minute set. Check it out!



It had been a LONG while since i played in front of a live audience, and it had been a long time since i've even seen live music, and i have to say that i forgot how powerful it be! I could actually feel the air move around me, pushed out like a divine wind from stacks and stacks of speakers...

Monday, November 05, 2007

I am the Best!


I played best man to my friend Mike over the weekend. I love, LOVE, getting away with the wife and attending weddings. It's even better when I participate, and being best man? Well let's just call it freaking cool. I tended to the groom with gusto and had a very fine time in Rochester. I gave a speech, toasted my friends and danced the night away in style. Mike and Lisa are off to Jamaica on holiday, and I am back at work and happy to have gone for a weekend trip and not come home to my shitty neighborhood in Brooklyn.

Mamaroneck rules!

Thursday, November 01, 2007

The Lost Boys


So last night was a giant clusterfruck, and i absolutely KNEW that netflix would screw me. all i wanted to do was sit and wait for trick-or-treaters in my new suburban enclave, watch the Lost Boys and pass out candy. i woke up Halloween morning and said to myself, 'That's all i want: to watch the Lost Boys, the Lost Boys rules...there's no way I am watching this without a fight today is there.'

and then of course i get home and the Lost Boys arrives, literally split in two. thanks netflix, but then my old friend Blockbuster came through for me and by 9pm i was in keifer Sutherland-land.

Heather was unamused at my fascination with vampires, with Keifer Sutherland at his best, and she had no recollection of 1980's phenomenon 'the Cory's'. Granted, she spent most of her childhood playing in the great outdoors, while i wasted away watching MTV and immersing myself in the pop culture of teen throbs and brat packs (she's also never seen the Breakfast Club).

ultimately, we didn't even get trick-or-treaters because our street has turned into a construction zone. they are installing sidewalks, and there is literally a moat in front of my house...i am sure kids would have fallen in and impaled themselves on rebar and tools and whatnot. damn kids.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Happiness Is...



I know it's been a while since i rapped at ya, but i've been busy. Since we last spoke: I've been married to the love of my life, i've been to mexico on honeymoon with my wife, i've moved to westchester county, i've had some work trials & tribulations, i've been to PA for Mike's bachelor party, and i've joined a band at work for a battle of the bands for the benefit of a children's hospital.

too much to note here, but i think all my happiness can be summed up in the picture above.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Wuv, Twue Wuv!


This was the most amazing weekend of weekends! Heather and I stayed up all night on last Wednesday watching tele and packing. Packing for what? For our latest trip to Lake Tahoe where I married two of my friends, Nicci and Jim [see NicciandJim.com]. Married you say? Yes I said married. I performed their ceremony in what was the most romantic, fun, and love-filled festival of reunion I've ever been affiliated with. It was my first performance as a Deputy Commissioner of Civil Marriages for the El Dorado County, State of California.

A whole group of college friends, many of whom I haven't seen in years, were there, and it was so very good to catch up and renew our friendships. It was also pretty cool to meet Nicci's and Jim's other friends from Tahoe and their own pasts. There were a lot of cool people, I took a thousand pictures and if you're a myspace friend you'll be able to see more than here...

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Rocky Mountain High



I had a wonderful 10 day vacation from work wherein Heather and I ventured off to Colorado once again to see our parents, throw Heather another bridal shower, and cross some T's regarding our wedding at the Boulderado. I must say it was a great way to handle the 4th of July week!!!

The sunsets were wondrous...



I caught about a baker's dozen of fish from Boulder Creek...





I went shooting trap at Colorado Clays with Heather....


and we had a lot of meetings and dinners with family and vendors. Sadly, I didn't have time to do everything I had wanted to do, like my old Walrus Crew or go swimming with the kids I used to babysit , but I'll see them in September at my Labor Day Weekend BBBQ. That extra B is for BYOBB....that last extra B is a typo.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

SleepyHollowHeather had a very important test for her professional teaching license on Saturday, a long 5-hour endeavor that she is glad to be done with. After dropping her off at the 6th Avenue Hilton, I drove up to Central Park (unwittingly getting stuck in Hare-Krishna parade traffic) and set out to fish for bass at Harlem Meer. Here's a plug for my new fishing blog, www.ifishny.blogspot.com, wherein you can read about my fishing triumphs (and failures).

On Sunday Heather and I drove up to Westchester County to check out villages and towns for a new place to live. Heather has applied to several schools in the area, and after seeing Sleepy Hollow I have to say I am quite taken with the whole palce and look forward to a life of peace, quiet, and running for my life from a satanic Christopher Walken.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Let Me Catch You Up

So aside from my losing/buying a new phone and camera, and a trip to Lake Tahoe (wherein i became deputized to perform the wedding ceremony of my two friends in California in August), i ALSO attended a wedding in Saratoga Springs, which i was remiss in reporting...
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Saratoga is beautiful, i love going up there and seeing old friends, especially for a wedding ceremony where i get to wear a tux. if i could wear a tux to work, i would, though the rental fees would kill me. the wedding was beautiful, and the weekend was magical.

over memorial day, heather and i went BACK upstate to see my old highschool pal, ken. he lives near albany, and so we spent the weekend just enjoying upstate (quiet, relaxing upstate) by playing some par three golf, fishing in lake george, bbbqing, and movie-going.Nick&Ken&Bass

This past weekend, Heather's cousin came down from Boston with Louis and his girlfriend (soon-to-be-live-in-girlfriend) and threw heather a little Bridal Shower Brunch. it was a pleasant weekend, the weather cooperated, we saw some awesome comedy, had some drinks, some good mexican food, and just an all around great time. happiness is all around me.
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HeatheratBar This is a picture of heather at a bar in saratoga springs, quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. (be still my heart!) and it is with this beauty that my life is changing again. pretty soon, i won't be a new yorker anymore, as some teaching opportunities in Westchester County are calling us to move up there. so after the wedding in September, we'll come back and start a new life in an area north of the city where it's quieter, nicer, and where we can someday (maybe) buy a house. it's a transition that i'm looking forward to, as after my recent jaunts upstate, i get a little agitated coming home to Bushwick (ie, filth, crime and noise).

i'd become a commuter, like so many other people, and it's a role i think i could get into: a cleaner train with a seat, time to read, with coffee in my hand, time to listen to my news podcasts, time to sleep an extra half-hour and less time thinking about all the hipsters and why they wear neck-ties as belts.

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Monday, May 21, 2007

In Tahoe, we party

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I took a four day weekend and visited one Ms. Nicci in Lake Tahoe for business purposes: i am going to officiate her wedding in August, and i had to venture out there to get deputized in the State of California, where the wedding is to be held. Tahoe is an incredible place, as you can see, and I had the time of my life.

As you can probably also tell, i have replaced my camera, and if you've called or texted me since April, you also know that i have replaced my phone. Enjoy the pics, it'll be another month probably (if history is any guide) before i blog you again.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Missing: One Camera, phone



i have a tremendous amount of news and things to share, but most paramount among them now is that yesterday morning i lost a bag containing my cell phone, iPod charger cord, and digital camera. i feel terrible because they were expensive and dear to my heart, but i also feel terrible because i actually called my phone from work and a lady answered.

ME - oh, hello? you have my phone?
LADY - yes, i found your phone. my daughter and i were on the train platform in brooklyn, and she said, 'look mommy, a bag.'
ME - well i'd like to meet up...

and this is where it took a weird turn. from what i could gather from her rambling, we were either to meet up at 11am, she worked just six blocks from me, we could meet easiy, she wanted to know what i looked like so i she could spot me on the corner.

but to no avail. she never showed up to rendezvous, and i am left here phoneless and cameraless. but at least i can listen to my iPod. oh wait.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt

So It Goes

when i was 16, i was allowed to borrow a first edition of Breakfast of Champions by my friend mark. i was going on a trip to colorado from new york and he chucked it at me saying, 'read it. it's great. just bring it back.' and i did, and it was, and i did.

that was my first glimpse of the author who would become my literary hero, and i wanted more. so i read more, and i have to say it changed the way i thought about literature, which changed the way i thought about life, which changed the way i thought about love and loss and god and government and robots and time and war and all the things Kurt Vonnegut wrote about, even shetland ponies.

i remember a remarkable feeling, a thought really, that occurred to me when reading Breakfast of Champions, and later Slaughterhouse Five: this guy knows all the answers. and i still believe that.

when you're 16, you have questions. you have questions you don't even know you have and if you could stop being a spaz for more than ten minutes you'd have a clear enough mind to ask them. but you never do, you're too busy worrying about girls and zits and school and masturbating too much and listening to dead men on the radio. but then you read a book that changes your life and you say to yourself, i want to change lives, too.

when i was in college, in boulder, i wrote a gushing letter to Kurt Vonnegut. i tried to be civil, but couldn't help offering to buy him dinner if he was in town, or if i was in town [new york] and a few months later i received the last page of my letter with a hand-written note on it from his agent, DC Farber, that read: 'If Mr. Vonnegut had dinner with all his fans, he wouldn't have time to write!'

attached was an index card with Kurt Vonnegut's signature.

years later i sent him a birthday card with another letter. i doubt he read them.

my fanaticism is well-known to my friends, as i speak and probably write about him often, as i am doing now. i had seen all the film adaptations of his work, even watched the Rodney Dangerfield movie, 'Back to School' because of his cameo appearance. and a bit of trivia: the guy who plays the son in that movie, went on to direct a very fine film adaptation of Mother Night, another of my favorite Vonnegut books. (possibly the best love story ever told). and Kurt Vonnegut has a cameo in that as well.

i got a bit teary this morning reading his obituary in the Times, because, i guess, i knew him, Horatio. i think a lot of us did, in our own way, and i was even lucky enough, this time last year, to have met him and shaken his hand at an interview he gave for the BBC at the WNYC studios on centre street.

i held his hand. i looked in his eyes and said, 'thank you.'
'ok' he said. and he left.
i was so happy.

i paraphrased Kurt Vonnegut to a friend in a condolence letter once. her father had died and i tried to tell her that Vonnegut says that every moment in our lives is always happening, there was no beginning and there is no end. we are like bugs trapped in amber, living only the moment. and if that IS true, he said, be glad that so many of our moments were good.

this means that i will always be a 16-year-old spaz wondering if masturbation is a sin, and if so, if i'm going straight to hell. it means i will always be a depressed college kid, so bent on being alone despite my friends. it means, too, i will always be in love with heather, and that she will always be my home.

it also means that Kurt Vonnegut is still alive somewhere in amber: in a slaughterhouse in Dresden, in Cape Cod writing books that make us happy, in New York City shaking my hand.

So it goes.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Best. Risotto. Ever.

It was a tragically fun weekend, replete with visiting friends from across the nation, BBBQing (the extra B is for BYOBB [that extra B is a typo]) and Frisbee in Prospect park

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and a fantastic dinner at an underground supperclub run by the Low in Williamsburg. The food was exquisite and abundant, the hosts were resplendent, and it was the perfect exclamation point to an already fun day. i love receiving visitors, i love it when a weekend works out so well, and, as it turns out, i really love risotto.


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